The Living Dead Future Times

Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
Abuela: te parto fruta?
Me: no, gracias.
Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
Me: no abuela.
Abuela: un vaso de agua?
Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
Abuela: come mierda pues.
Happy labor day

Happy labor day

Yay new cruisers 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Yay new cruisers 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

In other news, i look good today #iCleanUpPrettyWell

In other news, i look good today #iCleanUpPrettyWell

Miami cant handle me rn

Miami cant handle me rn

Reblog if you think bisexuality is a real sexuality

ohhowiloveunicorns:

I’m scared to come out as bi to my family in case they say it’s fake or I’m just confused so id love to have some people who agree with me so I can prove it

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Orange Is The New Black cast attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

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confirmance:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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